ladychlo:

I wish you all very good sex. if you don’t like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don’t want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.

frogitivity:

important-animal-images:

kadekuro:

roadrunnerposting:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

thedivinemagnet:

mag200:

sorry i cant make it im drinking coffee. might even listen to some albums. yeah no its gonna be all day

honeysilkpoppyseed:

the urge to fix my life starting today but its a saturday. i’ll start on monday

where-does-the-heart-lie:

inspired by this video by Brittany Broski, and this video by the Sturniolo Triplets! They’re both hilarious, go check them out please and thank youuuu

heres a compilation of the clips i used:

there are so many other clips that i could use in these videos for ASL, its all gold.

insomniac-arrest:

thedreamthieves:

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

liberalsarecool:

Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

swampgallows:

failchild:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

CAST CAST NOW CAST NOW DO NOT HESITATE CAST FUCKING NOW

MANIFESTING

MANIFESTING

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

normal 7 year old with religious trauma: oh no god can hear my thoughts and punish me

me: either you are wrong about god or god is wrong and i will fight him and i will be the one to find out

me at 7: he would not fucking say that